30 Years of Mediocrity Countdown Is Absolutely Certain That 2007 Could Be No More Than 7 or 8 Years Ago

30 Years of Mediocrity Countdown Binge Watches Emergency! in 2006

30 Years of Mediocrity Countdown is Overwhelmed By the Sheer Amount of Dirty Dishes in the Sink and Dirty Laundry in the Hamper, Is Taking Its Ball and Going Home in 2005

30 Years of Mediocrity Countdown Doesn't Remember 2004 But Thinks It Was Probably Okay

30 Years of Mediocrity Countdown is Still Swollen in 2003